Oh, you poor, poor fool. You'd better plan on spending the rest of your life on your knees. You see, if you pray for me in Jesus' name, then I will find Jesus. John 14:13-14 says so. But that means that if I don't find Jesus, it'll be your fault, because you didn't pray like you promised to. That would make you a liar! And Jesus doesn't like liars and promise-breakers!
BWAAAAH HAAAAAH HAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAH!!!If I don't make it to Heaven, neither do you! Aren't you sorry you clicked on that "Yes" link now? Sucker!
P.S. Sorry, no takebacks!
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