Well, well, well. Perhaps, Sir or Madam or whatever, you should now ask yourself, What Would Jesus Do? Would Jesus turn His back on me? I think not. The Bible tells me that Jesus loves me so much that He died for my sins, that I might see the Kingdom of God if I just ask. You on the other hand appear to be a hateful, spiteful, vindictive type - very un-Jesus-like, I'd say. Perhaps you're the one who will be burning in Hell, hmmm?

But I, who am apparently much more Christian than your hypocrytical self, will offer you a chance to redeem yourself. All you have to do is ask, by clicking this link:

Please forgive me, I am sorry that I acted in such an un-Christian manner. I would like a second chance to pray for you in Jesus' name, that you might find Jesus.