I have to hand it to you Christians, you are indeed a discerning bunch. You saw right through me and figured out right away that this web site is really a desperate cry for help - I really do want to find Jesus and don't know how. But you can help! You see, I know that John 14:13-14 says: "And whatsoever ye shall ask in my name, that will I do, that the Father may be glorified in the Son. If ye shall ask any thing in my name, I will do it." So if you pray in Jesus' name that I will find Jesus, then I will find Him.

So, will you please help me? Will you pray for me in Jesus' name, that I might find Jesus?

  Yes, I am so glad that you want to find Jesus. I promise that I will pray for you in Jesus' name, that you shall find Him and spend eternity in Heaven.   No, I will not pray for you! You are an unworthy scumbag and deserve to burn in Hell for your sins!  

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